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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Short. Mostly-cis female. Pansexual. Polyamorous. Army wife. Dork.</description><title>Simone Jester</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @simonejester)</generator><link>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>bindersfullofwomen:

Nobody puts baby in a binder.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc0m38XPkY1rj8amio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bindersfullofwomen.tumblr.com/post/33750544241/nobody-puts-baby-in-a-binder"&gt;bindersfullofwomen&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Nobody puts baby in a binder.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34863158206</link><guid>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34863158206</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2012 16:00:32 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbzfkzComP1qc8jh0o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbzfkzComP1qc8jh0o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbzfkzComP1qc8jh0o3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbzfkzComP1qc8jh0o4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbzfkzComP1qc8jh0o5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbzfkzComP1qc8jh0o6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbzfkzComP1qc8jh0o7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbzfkzComP1qc8jh0o8_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34833952842</link><guid>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34833952842</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2012 08:00:27 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>wickedstepmother:

goodfuckingcoffee: 
#yeah let’s talk about how much brighter a child’s future...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wickedstepmother.tumblr.com/post/33750715475"&gt;wickedstepmother&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://goodfuckingcoffee.tumblr.com/post/33749488014"&gt;goodfuckingcoffee&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;small&gt; &lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/yeah-let%27s-talk-about-how-much-brighter-a-child%27s-future-would-be-if-they-grew-up-with-2-parents"&gt;#yeah let’s talk about how much brighter a child’s future would be if they grew up with 2 parents&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/while-standing-in-front-of-a-man-who-had-a-single-mom"&gt;#while standing in front of a man who had a single mom&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/and-became-president-of-the-united-states"&gt;#and became president of the united states&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/if-only-he%27d-had-a-father"&gt;#if only he’d had a father&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/he-might-have-gotten-somewhere-in-life."&gt;#he might have gotten somewhere in life.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34793250668</link><guid>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34793250668</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2012 16:00:12 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc0knth3Zk1rg2rf7o1_r1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34764166465</link><guid>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34764166465</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2012 08:00:22 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>thedukeoflions:

Romney’s Tax Plan
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc0kd33lZ31qbe6n6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedukeoflions.tumblr.com/post/33745759050"&gt;thedukeoflions&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Romney’s Tax Plan&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34730112142</link><guid>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34730112142</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2012 16:00:24 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc0ovbfBOd1rj8amio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34705215977</link><guid>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34705215977</guid><pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2012 08:00:35 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>stfuconservatives:

eyesopen:

stfuconservatives:

current:

The...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc0l8c4xxs1rno750o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stfuconservatives.tumblr.com/post/33751195921"&gt;stfuconservatives&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eyesopen.tumblr.com/post/33749196940/stfuconservatives-current-the-ladies-are-not"&gt;eyesopen&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stfuconservatives.tumblr.com/post/33747367940"&gt;stfuconservatives&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://current.tumblr.com/post/33747244859/the-ladies-are-not-impressed"&gt;current&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The ladies are not impressed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You could just ‘shop this onto all of their faces:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/50256350eab8ea481100000b-399-299/mckayla-maroney-is-not-impressed-olympics-gymnastics.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc0mgac4bJ1qktzen.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34667840972</link><guid>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34667840972</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2012 16:00:12 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>sandandglass:

Total respect. 
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbzbjgS7z21qc8jh0o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbzbjgS7z21qc8jh0o3_r1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbzbjgS7z21qc8jh0o4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbzbjgS7z21qc8jh0o5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbzbjgS7z21qc8jh0o6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbzbjgS7z21qc8jh0o7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sandandglass.tumblr.com/post/33700869491/total-respect"&gt;sandandglass&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Total respect. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34639666000</link><guid>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34639666000</guid><pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2012 08:00:35 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>And here's what you missed on 'Romney':</title><description>Romney: Here's a handful of lies, women can work? and Barack Obama has done everything wrong. And I have plans, they're great plans these plans. My plans have plans and those plans are also plans....plans.</description><link>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34601932906</link><guid>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34601932906</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2012 16:00:35 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Obama: Women are increasingly the breadwinners. &#13;</title><description>Obama: Women are increasingly the breadwinners. &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Romney: I let women off early so they can get home and cook dinner.</description><link>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34569351881</link><guid>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34569351881</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2012 08:00:30 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title> </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eileenvictoriaa.tumblr.com/post/33752619755"&gt;eileenvictoriaa&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Mitt says kids raised in 2 parent households have a “better chance,” yet he’s standing next to the PRESIDENT who was raised by a Single Mom.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34526630410</link><guid>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34526630410</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2012 16:00:34 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>daphnedonaghy:

bindersfullofwomen:

All binders full of women...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc0mtsSwE21rj8amio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://daphnedonaghy.tumblr.com/post/33753235348/bindersfullofwomen-all-binders-full-of-women"&gt;daphnedonaghy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bindersfullofwomen.tumblr.com/post/33750899184/all-binders-full-of-women-come-equipped-with-a-set"&gt;bindersfullofwomen&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;All binders full of women come equipped with a set of Bic “For Her” pens. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i still don’t understand pens “for her” — do they double as tampons or something?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34491140594</link><guid>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34491140594</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2012 08:00:28 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>2spookybrothers:

well my dad came upstairs to get the laptop from me and i pretty much burst into...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://2spookybrothers.tumblr.com/post/33753084232/well-my-dad-came-upstairs-to-get-the-laptop-from"&gt;2spookybrothers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;well my dad came upstairs to get the laptop from me and i pretty much burst into tears and begged him not to vote romney and i outed myself to him for the second time and told him he might never see me married or have kids and pretty much just broke down. i think i shocked him a little bit but he looked hesitant and said he’ll think about it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;so&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;idk&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34449849766</link><guid>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34449849766</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Oct 2012 16:00:22 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Warped Sensations of Social Structurations: ohblainers: When asked about the pay discrepancy between men and women...</title><description>&lt;a href="http://dualpaperbags.tumblr.com/post/33754124608/ohblainers-when-asked-about-the-pay-discrepancy"&gt;Warped Sensations of Social Structurations: ohblainers: When asked about the pay discrepancy between men and women...&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ohblainers.tumblr.com/post/33751561751/when-asked-about-the-pay-discrepancy-between-men" target="_blank"&gt;ohblainers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When asked about the pay discrepancy between men and women in the workforce, Mitt Romney chose not to answer the question, and instead discussed how, “If you’re going to have women in the workforce,” businesses need to adjust to making schedule accommodations because women will…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34419977718</link><guid>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34419977718</guid><pubDate>Sat, 27 Oct 2012 08:00:26 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc0pouIk6J1qz7ywso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34380350452</link><guid>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34380350452</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2012 16:00:17 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Cynical Idealism: Just an FYI:</title><description>&lt;a href="http://bubonickitten.tumblr.com/post/33754362347/just-an-fyi"&gt;Cynical Idealism: Just an FYI:&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://racismschool.tumblr.com/post/33753987006/just-an-fyi"&gt;racismschool&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rabbleprochoice.tumblr.com/post/33750536390/just-an-fyi"&gt;rabbleprochoice&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When Mitt Romney was a missionary, he was also dodging the draft while protesting in favor of it so other men his age would be sent to Vietnam to die.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And when he was a leader in his church, he chastised a woman for getting a LIFE SAVING abortion and…&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34356668578</link><guid>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34356668578</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2012 08:00:11 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>dualpaperbags:

I think the next debate we should just have each candidate sit in a chair and after...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dualpaperbags.tumblr.com/post/33752869731/i-think-the-next-debate-we-should-just-have-each"&gt;dualpaperbags&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think the next debate we should just have each candidate sit in a chair and after every sentence they will be asked to stop while someone fact-checks this sentence, then a screen behind them will either flash green for accurate or red for inaccurate and if it flashes red they will be instructed to revise their statement&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I would be prepared to watch a ninety minute debate for six hours if that was the case&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;d just be happy for a debate where the moderator has on/off switches to the candidates&amp;#8217; mikes.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34327275903</link><guid>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34327275903</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2012 16:00:29 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>Hey, hey. Hi.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Hi! :D&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;How’re you doing?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34306538726</link><guid>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34306538726</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2012 10:32:11 -0800</pubDate></item><item><title>imagineyuorotp:

Imagine person A of your OTP whispering sweet nothings into person B’s ear, while...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imagineyuorotp.tumblr.com/post/33736945861/imagine-person-a-of-your-otp-whispering-sweet"&gt;imagineyuorotp&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Imagine person A of your OTP whispering sweet nothings into person B’s ear, while they punch person B in the sternum.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My first thought when I read this was of Ziva and Tony from NCIS, even though I don&amp;#8217;t really ship them. It&amp;#8217;s probably because of the gif set where Cote de Pablo answers a question with Ziva would kiss Tony and then put a knife in his heart or something like that.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34299974303</link><guid>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34299974303</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2012 08:00:24 -0800</pubDate><category>ncis</category><category>tiva</category><category>sorta</category></item><item><title>troyyy:

I want a relationship like this

I don’t....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc0ortptts1qfl0pio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://troyyy.tumblr.com/post/33752798677"&gt;troyyy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I want a relationship like this&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I don’t. That’s Billy Ray Cyrus! *gags*&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34262667259</link><guid>http://simonejester.tumblr.com/post/34262667259</guid><pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2012 16:00:22 -0800</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
